How to Make Cupcakes- IN A rush - with improper ingredients (pics to come)

1. Secure the area. Pets such as rabid dogs (My Miley) should not be allowed anywhere near the food prep area (note the hospitality jargon).
2. Find a recipe.
3. Google a recipe because you have lost your recipe book.
4. Attempt to fix modem in order to actually complete a google search for a recipe. 
5. Print recipe, or alternatively run constantly back and towards between the computer and the kitchen to read the recipe.
6. Check that you have the right ingredients- if not you can substitute things. 
7. Google substitute for flour.
8. Begin mixing ingredients with chalk dust in the place of white flour. 
9. Scare pesky animals that may have entered the kitchen *shoos excited dog*
10. Break eggs.. preferably not on the floor..  
11. Flavour your cupcakes with things such as milo for chocolate and extra chalk dust for vanilla. 
12. Ice cupcakes... with icing sugar... or KFC Krushers
13. Share your culinary creations with friends. :)